Crack is Wack

This stupid Naruto marathon will never end. Man! is it sunday yet? nope? crap. Thats when my big guy, Brian (junior) comes home from Minnesota. Well yeah, i wonder what hes gonna say about my haircut, i made a deal with my parents that i would cut it, and now i look like a lesbian, but thats good, cuz i love women. And that boy is wearing a CRAAAZZZYYY coat.