Boss on your back? Stab him!

This clever little game has brought me hours of joy, only because his screams are like noodles to a fat china man (not rascist).

Whack Your Boss

Will I be shocked?

Bioshock, the genetically enhanced first-person shooter will arrive on store shelves tommorow. I have pre-ordered my copy a while back, and have waited for soem time now to get my greasy little hands on this beautiful tale of a man, and some comrade hating, god downing, government over-throwing, power hungry mad man. Sounds like fun? Well, the demo is available on the Xbox Live Marketplace for free. The hard mode is locked, but I have heard that if you change your game presets in your profile to hard difficulty, it will become available. I have not tryed this, so don't take my word for it. In the meantime, I have been photoshoping my face on stuff, and this idea arose.

Amusing, yes? Peace out America, and live your lives like me, Free and Hard.

Crack is Wack

This stupid Naruto marathon will never end. Man! is it sunday yet? nope? crap. Thats when my big guy, Brian (junior) comes home from Minnesota. Well yeah, i wonder what hes gonna say about my haircut, i made a deal with my parents that i would cut it, and now i look like a lesbian, but thats good, cuz i love women. And that boy is wearing a CRAAAZZZYYY coat.